August 2010
1 post
My first ever LA food truck experience.
May 2010
16 posts
Just a NEW little back injury keeping me from the gym / disrupting my good habit formation. Just kill me. #orsendanicepack
Wow. Anyone else just having a batty Monday? Most ridiculous fires to put out, everyone’s super stressed. #LetsGoBackToTheRenFaire
Within ten minutes of donning my costume, a blind preacher stopped, sniffed me, and cried out in a whisper “IS THAT SIN?” #renfaireisawesome
And for mothers’ day, I will go to the Ren Faire. There’s a connection somewhere, I’m sure of it.
Anthropologie was not what I meant by “thrifting”. #whycantijustberichalready
What’s your favorite story about your or someones elses (or my) mother?
If I sleep on my keyboard, do I still get paid? #ironman2wasworthit
It’s not a gym visit unless you’re wailing in agony. #masochistictruthfacts
Despite my affinity for tequila, I seem to be a career forgetter of Cinco de Mayo. Never celebrate. I have laundry to do?
So, I have a serious family event and an eighties prom that both need dresses. I’m thinking some vintage shopping. This Sunday? Who’s in?
For mental chewing: Oil spill + Impending hurricane season.
I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY.
I AM HAVING A SLIGHTLY BETTER DAY. And this chair is massively superior to my last chair.
Kick ass just…oh, god. I was about to make a “kicked ass” joke. I…I’m sorry.
First meeting of the Imagi-Nations last night? Great success. Happiest of birth-weekends, @JewtoRican
GEEZ. BANK OF AMERICA. SERIOUSLY.
All I want is the weekend (Meeting of the Imagi-NATIONS at Peach Tree Manor!) and for my back to not be out. That’s all. Well, that and Boo.
April 2010
5 posts
I could write my name by the age of 3, and I don’t need anyone to cut my meat for me. I’m a big girl now - see my big girl shoes?
So, cops apparently care about registration. I’m gonna go pass out now.
This, too, shall pass.
I just got bombed by moms. Mom-bombed. Knocked the wind out of me. I’m a lucky girl.
February 2010
14 posts
No one knows what lies behind the days before the day we die.
Alright, someone needs to give me a purpose. I’m re-watching Torchwood. Again. Thanks, @KShearon.
If I were scary and powerful, the bank would HAVE to give me my money back. Reason #66 to achieve phenomenal wealth and influence.
Wearing ballet flats, stepped both into a deceptively deep [cold] puddle. Must’ve looked to Sony lot pedestrians like I was out for blood.
Got home last night and washed off the dog blood. Superbowl Sunday, you know.
Fantasmagorical Girl Day. Step 2: SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING. Thanks, brother Joey.
Fantasmagorical Girl Day. Step one: THE GYM.
Wait, HOW many highlanders can there be?
Kids, as you probably guessed, that wasn’t the night I met your mother - although, I think I glimpsed her foot.
Listen, just…acapella. You know?
It could be worse. You could be on fire. FRUIT BATS.
“Ev’ryone loves a potato monkeh!”
I just wanna live while I’m alive. It’s. My. Life.
Maybe I’m slow, but I just now grasped the irony of Robert Downey, Jr. presenting “Blame it on the Alcohol”. GAUCHE.
January 2010
36 posts
“Everything is illegal in Massachusetts.”
Jane Austen, Abba, and Mel Gibson. A varied evening.
I am waking up more tired from my dreams than I was from yesterday. I miss the zombies, amiright @techn0crat?
“Ted, Honey, I want you to go outside and bite the curb. I’ll be out in a minute.”
You won’t lose the beat if you just keep clapping your hands.
Casting internship WHAT UP.
Howard Zinn AND JD Salinger have died. STOP, world.
“Bein’ a human in a world full of vampires is about as safe as barebackin’ a five dollar whore.”
“You are allowed to slap my face, sir, but you are not allowed to slap my mind! GOOD DAY.”
“Did you know that some mushrooms are carnivorous? Probably? Not?”
If I learned one thing in Boston, it was how to walk quickly through inclement weather with my head down and my music on.
“That is a lake of fire. We are on an island, and He is our king.” - Elizabeth Barrent, Birthday Queen
” ‘Never chase men or buses,’ my mother told me. ‘Another one will always come along.’ ” - Katie Crouch, Girls in Trucks
I’ll stand tall and certain, and watch you swallow me.